Millions of Fish in this Sea

The function of man is to live, not to exist. I shall not waste my days in trying to prolong them. _________________________________ Whitney.18. Bay Area

anfonymackie:

do vampires just use their teeth to make a puncture wound and then suck, or are their fangs like a straw

i havent slept in three days

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sorry:

When I said that I cleaned my room, I just meant that I threw everything that was visible into somewhere that wasn’t visible

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cadysamuels:

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imageThis show received 42 emmy nominations.

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morosky:

Sign the petition to remove the anti homeless spikes …. 

http://www.change.org/en-GB/petitions/boris-johnson-remove-the-anti-homeless-spikes-from-london

unclefather:

i love that kids don’t understand the concept of money. i heard a kid at walmart today grab a bag of beef jerky and say “i’m just going to have this” and when his mom said “you can’t just take that” he said “who is going to stop me” 

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princeowl:

'romeo and juliet but with gnomes instead of people with music by elton john' isnt a movie that you'd think exists but it does 

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babyminaj:

this broke my heart

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Anonymous asked: I think the issue here actually is why did you reblog something with the URL "shootallwhitepeople"?

yole-mole:

thisisnotjapan:

Because I think white people deserve to be treated equallyimage

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lhommewalk:

i saw a white boy playing an acoustic guitar on his porch so i yelled at him “play wonderwall” and he said he never heard of that song god what’s the fucking point of white boys if u can’t even make fun of them

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missyay:

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excessivecompulsive:

nazerine:

the anti vaccination movement basically consists of random people with no knowledge of medicine going “I can medicine better than doctors” and it would be hilarious if it wasn’t literally killing people

you dont need vaccines, I havent had any and Im still doing great

wow, what a compelling argument. you’ve got me

in other news, i am still alive therefore death must be a myth

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laughhard:

I never noticed this.

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danger-moose:

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drunktrophywife:

being a girl is really fucking expensive

hahahahhhAHAHAHAHhahahahahhahahah WHO IS PAYING FOR YOUR DATES

hahahahhhAHAHAHAHhahahahahhahahah WHO IS PAYING FOR OUR TAMPONS, PADS, ULTRA SOUNDS, PAP SMEARS, OB/GYN VISITS, BRAS, CLOTHES, MAKE UP, HAIR PRODUCTS TO GO ON DATES WITH FUCKERS LIKE YOU?

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Mild applause and quiet shouts of “good shot” and “jolly good show” from the English.

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breakingnews:

Russia: Bank offers ‘free cat with every mortgage’

BBC News Monitoring: Russia’s largest bank is apparently loaning cats to clients who buy one of their mortgage products - as a sign of good luck.

Read more here

Photo: Sberbank

i miss when i was like 12 and it would be the night before a big field trip or something and i couldnt go to sleep because i was so excited. i miss being so into a book that i would stay up past my bed time reading it. everything seems so bland or something idk. i’m only 19 and everything is so tiring. i miss wanting to be awake

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