Millions of Fish in this Sea

The function of man is to live, not to exist. I shall not waste my days in trying to prolong them. _________________________________ Whitney.18. Bay Area

amateurcracksman:

entropysamples:

amateurcracksman:

Yes but how do I know that you’re dating me for my heart and not for my international criminal empire

Because your international criminal empire is what you do, and not who you are.

That is so sweet I might just stab someone

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postllimit:

why iphones gotta take two million years to turn back on after they die like you plug em in and you’re all ready to start texting again but they’re like “nope. i gotta take some time for myself. figure out who i am. you hurt me too much the last time. let me think.”

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franhealy:

i was feeding a cow today and i can’t stop laughing at the picture i took

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“I don’t care that you have a dick-a gap between your teeth” What? 

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meanplastic:

I THOUGH THIS WAS LANA DEL REY FOR 3.40000 SECONDS

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buddh1sm:

thatsgoodweed:

Nothing is illegal in space

Seriously my favorite picture of all time

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carry-on-my-wayward-butt:

when u try to caffeinate yourself and just end up increasing ur heart rate with no discernible changes in levels of exhaustion  

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onlinegf:

onlinegf:

send me your best pick up line

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my life is a joke and i’m not laughing anymore

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i-like-butt:

"your homework still isn’t done? what have you been doing this whole time??"

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diorpaint:

Just seen a guy walk up to a gas pump drink the gas walk away and start laughing, protect the children in oakland ,people world wide - Lil B

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